Bumping...

Ok so I am sitting in my truck at Walgreens and this guy gets in his car beside me and he opens his car door not once but three times hitting the side of my truck. I roll down the window and said "Seriously?" His response was "Oooohhh I bumped your truck" I said "yeah, you did. Maybe if you lost some weight you wouldn't have to open the damn door so wide". Then he said "A bump isn't going to hurt your truck so just chill" So I was like fine. As I pulled out of the parking spot I made sure my brush guard made contact on his car. I yelled out the window "Don't worry it was just a bump" and then drove off. I hate Miami.